OK, so now you've got a Revelwood Pin. Lets find out just how much you know about the little sucker.

Multiple Choice Question #1:

A Revelwood Pin represents...

a. citizenship in the Artisan's Colony of Revelwood,

 b. the type of Artisan you are,

c. how long you have been a citizen of Revelwood,

d. how many parties you've attended,

e. you know what the IB's favorite color is.
 
 

Multiple Choice Question #2:

A White Cup is...

 a. feared as the "Mid-life Crisis" demon in many South Pacific islands,

 b. always getting in the way when the bar is opening,

 c. the one Harley goes to first to explain how his hat works,

 d. usually asking Trevor for an introduction to the belly dancer,

 e. the short leg in the Tripod of Power.
 
 

Multiple Choice Question #3:

Your Revelwood Pin will get you...

a. 5 - 7 in most states,

 b. asked where the party is,

c. kept off of Nige's Christmas Card list,

 d. into a Revelwood party without much effort.

e. a big butt squeeze from Olaf.
 
 

Multiple Choice Question #4:

The Revelwood Pins are made by...

a. desperate people, with too little time and no resources,

b. Keebler Elves on peyote and tequila,

 c. themselves,

d. Baronial decree,

e. illegal immigrant labor.
 
 

Multiple Choice Question #5:

The little seven bough pine tree on the pin is called ...

 a. Stonewall's Little Scrubby Brush

 b. Boris the Lonely Pine Tree

 c. Beatrice

 d. the wrong color, size, texture, weight, key, price and flavor by the three Guild Masters,

e. a pain in the ass by the person who has to paint it.
 
 

Multiple Choice Question #6:

Your pin must be fastened over your...

 a. better judgment,

 b. mother's wishes,

 c. special place,

 d. lemon butter stain,

 e. tertiary ocular device
 
 

Multiple Choice Question #7:

Having more than one pin means...

a. you haven't met Gregg Land yet,

b. Stonewall knows how to pronounce and spell your SCA name.

c. Q forgot that you got one last year,

 d. Sylva has your correct address on the mailing list,

 e. you've been able to beat the cover fee for another Pipe & Pint.
 
 

Multiple Choice Question #8:

Your pin can be recalled if...

a. The Iron Maiden is summoned about you,

 b. we can prove Stonewall got the wood from Chernobyl,

c. you change your name to something unpronounceable,

d. Cherron thinks you are a chauvinist,

e. Saint Nick says you've been naughty.
 
 

Multiple Choice Question #9:

Justine thinks the pins have ...

a. magical properties,

b. diuretic properties,

c. a mind of their own,

d. a better time than she does,

e. been to Ireland already.
 
 

Multiple Choice Question #10:

In the year 2000, the pins will...

 a. finally be finished,

 b. still not look like Star Trek lapel badge communicators,

 c. be available on the Home Shopping Network,

 d. weigh 12 pounds because Stonewall and Q will be in their Granite Period,

 e. be as valuable as they are now.
 
 

Answers:

 If you've come to Revelwood looking for answers, you need professional help now. Shut off your computer and go see a therapist.

 Scoring:

0 - 1 wrong = Too pushy. Who do you think you are, a Throne of Power holder or something?

2 - 4 wrong = You've been around. Now roll up your sleeve and get your shot, then sit down for a minute will you? You're making me nervous.

5 - 7 wrong = so this is your first P&P eh? Nice costume. Want me to tuck it for you?

 8 - 10 wrong = Obviously you've been drinking too much to notice what is going on around you. That's the spirit.