Where we drink and dance and carry on 
And buy indulgences by the pound 
The Vicar sells them for  asong 
To sing at the Pipe n’ Pint tonight 
To sing at the Pipe n’ Pint 

Chorus 
So raise a glass to Revelwood 
And raise your voices higher, O’ 
This is the only life for me 
All night at the Pipe n’ Pint are we 
All night at the Pipe n’ Pint 

Q and the Boys of Bedlam 
Pluck from the air a sonorous gem 
And Rob o’ the Wood and fiddlin’ M 
At the craic at the Pipe n’ Pint tonight 
At the craic at the Pipe n’ Pint 

The Tripod of Power, Lady Cheron 
The Gen’ral and bold Iron baron 
Say “Cretins and harpies and buguboo spawn 
Begone from the Pipe n’ Pint tonight 
Begone from the Pipe n’ Pint 

Chorus 

Yarns at the bonfire, Ol’ McRobb 
And Skylar sing, the ladies sob 
Now Stonewall must console the mob 
The Girls of the Pipe n’ Pint tonight 
The Girls of the Pipe n’ Pint 
 

Chorus 

“Slainte Tarani !” to loud cheers 
St. Nick and Silva serve the beers 
And Anya brings the crowd to tears 
And cheers at the Pipe n’ Pint tonight 
And cheers at the Pipe n’ Pint 

While Conner is wailing’ a mad tune 
Kerry and banjo bay at the moon 
The gathered began and not to soon 
To howl at the Pipe n’ Pint tonight 
To HOWL at the Pipe n’ Pint 

Chorus 

Up with the larks and the cuckoo 
Fiona sings of lovers true 
And Rua whips up an Irish stew 
To eat at the Pipe n’ Pint tonight 
To eat at the Pipe n’ Pint 

(slow and mournfully) 
Poor Taq is feign to join ye 
The found him with angels in a tree 
So hoist a pint in memory 
Of friends at the Pipe n’ Pint tonight 
Of friends at the Pipe n’ Pint 

(lively) 
Chorus